Robert Hartley commented on
UK - SNAP blasts UK vicar’s insensitive comments
2012-10-18 16:40:11 -0400
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When I joined this church
As a brash young priest,
Well, I said to myself,
“Now, brash young priest,
Don’t get any ideas.”
Well, I stuck to that,
And I haven’t had one in years.
I play it the bishopâs way;
Wherever he puts me
There Iâll stay.
But what is your point of view?
I have no point of view.
Supposing the bishop thinks . . .
I think so too.
Now, what would you say . . .?
I wouldn’t say.
Your face is a clerical face.
It smiles at bishops
Then goes back in place.
The churchâs decor?
Oh, it suits me fine.
The bishopâs letterhead?
A valentine.
Anything you’re against?
Unemployment.
When they want brilliant thinking
From priests like me,
That is no concern of mine.
Suppose a priest of genius
Makes suggestions?
Watch that genius get suggested to resign.
So you play it the diocesan way?
All diocesan policy is by me OK.
I’ll never rise up to the top.
But there’s one thing clear:
Whoever the diocese fires,
I will still be here.
Oh, you certainly found a home!
It’s cozy.
Your brain is a clerical brain.
The seminary washed it,
Now I can’t complain.
Hey, the diocesan newspaper!
Oh, what style, what punch!
The churchâs bulletin!
Ev’ry week the same grunch:
Do you have any hobbies?
I’ve a hobby; I play golf with Bishop Bratt
Bishop Bratt! And do you play it nicely?
Play it nicely . . . still, he beats me
In every game, like that!
Why?
’Cause I play it the diocesan way.
The bishopâs policy is by me OK.
Oh, how can you get anywhere?
Junior, have no fear;
Whoever the diocese fires,
I will still be here.
You will still be here.
Year after year after fiscal,
Never take a risk-al year!